Monthly Archives: December 2012

Books: Picks and Pans of 2012

I must tip my hat to my old college roommate — Kathy — who sends a Christmas card each year that includes a list of all the books she’s read during the year, as well as those of her husband and two daughters. I look forward to her card so I can compare my reading year to hers. I will never forget the year we moved and her card never made it to my new house. I was bereft. So here’s to Kathy and a happy 2013 of reading to all.

In order of worst to best:

Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet by Jamie Ford — I am not sure if I was more appalled by the writing, the plot or the fact it’s been on the New York Times Best Seller List for months. This is Bugsy Malone meets World War II, a tear-jerker in which improbably enough, two 12-year-olds fall in love. It is chock full of modern sentimentality which makes much of the actions of the cast (and I mean cast since all of the characters are made of cardboard) seem inauthentic for the 1940s. If it hadn’t been a pick for my book club I would have tossed it after the first chapter.

Fordlandia by Greg Grandin — The topic was interesting . . . Henry Ford’s venture into creating a rubber plantation in Brazil. And I did learn a few interesting facts; i.e., rubber is native to Brazil and hence has many natural enemies so when rubber tree seeds were spirited out of the country and planted in southeast Asia, they thrived without the disease and insects from their native land. This fact was lost on Mr. Ford. The problem with this book? The story only provides enough material for a long magazine article. A lot of redundancy and beside-the-point side trips.

People Who Eat Darkness by Richard Lloyd Parry — Yeah, I know. Great title. I had to read it. Besides, it is the true story of an English girl who is working in a Japanese bar as a “hostess” and suddenly disappears. The first three-quarters of the book was a page-turner about all sorts of twisted people and lifestyles, mostly in Tokyo’s murkier districts. But once we know what happens to the girl, the rest drags. Still, it’s worth picking up if you like true-life crime stories.

The Night Circus by Erin Morgenstein — Since this was also a book club choice and a best seller, I went in with low expectations. It is hard not to like this books since the writing is quite lovely, and the love story between the main characters sizzles. My biggest complaint is that the plot tends to drift, and there are a lot of unanswered questions at the end of the book, which is a pet peeve of mine.

No Longer a Gentleman by Mary Jo Putney — Since I began writing romance, I no longer read it. I don’t want to subconsciously absorb other writer’s ideas. Also, I need a break from romance after working on my own. But now and then, I just want something delightful to read with lots of drama and a happy ending. This particular book was a recommendation from Oprah, who doesn’t often recommend romances. Fun read with a wounded hero and a fearless heroine. Good for beaches, airports, standing in long lines, etc., or wherever you need a quick escape.

Midnight in Peking by Paul French — This was another nonfiction book set in one of my favorite time periods, the 1930s. The setting is the English quarter of old Peking on the eve of the Japanese invasion. It is a murder mystery surrounding the discovery of the mangled body of a young English woman. The book traces her life and last days, as well as the investigation by the English, Chinese and, subsequently, the Japanese. If you like period pieces and a good mystery, you’ll enjoy this book. A great cast of dissipate, sinister characters.

Gabriel’s Woman by Robin Schone — As I mentioned before, I don’t read much romance anymore, but I met Robin at a meeting of my writer’s group, the Chicago North Chapter of the RWA. She came with Kathryn Falk, who is the founder of RT Book Reviews. Robin gave a very nice talk so I wanted to read one of her books. Gabriel’s Woman was orginally published in the 1980s and is one of the first “erotic” romances. It also has the psychologically scarred hero who is saved by the innocent love of a woman . . . a popular theme for romances of that period. I loved it.

Kingdom of Stangers by Zoe Ferraris — I blogged about this book this past summer so I won’t go into detail here. I will simply say that I am curious about the middle east and day-to-day lives in places like Saudi Arabia. Great insight, plus a killer is on the loose.

Before I Go to Sleep by S.J. Watson — It is not often that I am fooled by a twist in a book that upon reflection makes total sense. This reminded me of the movie “Sixth Sense.” Great story and lots of twists and turns that will keep you turning pages until well past midnight. Read this book.

The Orphan Master’s Son by Adam Johnson — My favorite book of the year. In addition to my fascination for all things 1930s, middle east and World War II, I am interested in North Korea. It started last year when I read “The Ginseng Hunter” for book club, which chronicled some of the experiences of North Koreans during the recent famine. Although “The Orphan Master’s Son” is written by an American, it does not lapse into an American POV (look at our supermarkets, free speech!, we can pursue our dreams, etc.). The viewpoint is always North Korean and the characters are more savvy about the world than I would have expected. Still, life in North Korea is harsh and uncertain, and I was cheering on the intrepid, unforgettable hero as he navigated the dangerous political waters of this closed, brutal nation.

That’s it. I wish you a happy and fruitful new year. See you all in 2013.

The Really Truly Most Fascinating People of 2012

I read that Barbara Walter’s was going to let us know who the 10 most fascinating people of 2012 were. I did not see the list, but I suspect that it has the usual line up of over-exposed celebrities and politicians with perhaps an everyman hero and murderous dictator thrown in to prove Ms. Walter’s broad-mindedness and general all-around gravitas.

It made me think that I should a do a list of some truly fascinating people. Because I didn’t know Barbara was going to do this, I didn’t start preparing until this week, so it’s an abbreviated list. In 2013, I am going to keep my eyes out for fascinating people right from the start, but here’s my offering on short notice.

7. All the Turkish guys who are going to France for mustache transplants. A doctor based in Paris says that he performs 50-60 procedures every month. As I live in a land of relatively clean-shaven men if you don’t count the Hollywood affinity for beard stubble this seems odd. But “thick, handsome mustaches” are symbols of “masculinity, virility, wisdom and maturity.” I am having a hard time understanding how wisdom and mustaches go together especially as I consider some of the lunatics who have sported them. And then there’s this: “According to one research paper, mustaches with dropping sides signify a considerative, nationalist bent, left-wingers favor mustaches like Stalin . . .”

6. Guarding the dress. In the spring I happened upon a story about a wedding dress with a 1.85 mile train. It was “unveiled” in Bucharest where its length was demonstrated by a model in a hot air balloon, which was “mostly ignored by unimpressed bystanders.” Me too. The fascinating part for me was the heavily armed police with bullet-proof vest guarding the “three miles of taffeta and 18 feet of lace.” Who would try to steal this? Why?

5. The CIA agent who is having trouble at work. Let me just say that I have always wanted to be a spy . . . until now. It turns out that CIA officers tend to be jerks. Anyway the lady agent “whose persistent pressure to track Al Qaeda couriers helped lead the way to bin Laden’s compound” is having trouble at work. She has been passed over for promotion after alienating her coworkers. Apparently after the raid she was awarded a special honor along with a few coworkers to which she responded that “only she deserved the award, since everyone else tried to get in her way when she knew she was right.” So there.

4. The murderer who tried to frame a cat. If anyone wrote this story as fiction, they would be laughed out of the publishing industry. A man in Granite City, Illinois, was planning to force his victim into a hot tub, then toss in a radio and a cat so it would look like the cat accidentally electrocuted the victim. The problem is obvious. It is nearly impossible to set this up without some help. I mean you have to get the victim into a swimming suit or whatever, then get him to stay in the hot tube while you grab the radio and the cat. The man he recruited wasn’t keen on helping even after our murderer offered to disguise him “using makeup tricks he learned in college.” Of course dead cats tell no tales so the makeup wouldn’t have been critical. Still, it was a thoughtful gesture. Unfortunately the recruit was not impressed and spilled the beans — or should I say kibble —  to his parole officer.

3. The “nearly 2 dozen” kindergartners suspended for “allegedly” exposing themselves. Seriously? As a five-year-old, I didn’t consider clothing to be mandatory but I was not “exposing” myself. This incident is more mystfying that fascinating and goes to show how silly zero-tolerance and grown-ups can be sometimes.

2. Argentina’s lawmakers. Whenever I see the words “sex” and “slaves” in the same headline, I am going to read the story. Call me a thrill-seeker if you must, but I cannot help myself. So I read a story about an Argentinian mother who’s daughter was kidnapped and sold to a brothel and how this mother posed as a pimp to go to houses of ill-repute and look for her. (I predict a Lifetime movie in the near future.) Anyway, the poor girl was never found, which is truly tragic. The fascinating part of this story comes near the end of the article: “Argentina outlawed human trafficking in 2008 . . . ” Does this mean that human trafficking has been legal in Argentina all this time?

1. The man who fell from the sky. As a writer, I occasionally come across a story that inspires me to write, and this was one of them. It happened in London in September when a neighborhood woke up on a Sunday morning to discover an unidentified young man laying crumpled in their street. It turned out that he’d fallen from a jet as it lowered its landing gear on the way into Heathrow. Mercifully, he was already dead when he fell, but tragically he probably died of either oxygen starvation or hypothermia within an hour of taking off from Angola. He was an African man in his 20s, but no one knows who he was or where he came from or why he stowed away on the plane. This is a story that should be told. No human being should die alone and anonymously. This is one reason I like fiction. It gives writers a chance to imagine and create lives and celebrate the spirit of truly fascinating people.

Next week I will not be writing a blog due to the holidays. But the following week I am gearing up to list my favorite reads of 2012, which will (hopefully) come to an even 10. Well, I better get busy reading. Happy Holidays!

Holiday Shopping

At Christmas you are allowed to go crazy and buy all the wierd things you want, then before you can feel stupid, you can wrap them up and give them to your loved ones and friends.

For example, I was looking for a nice hostess gift for a friend of mine, and googled “hostess gifts.” This brought up the Crate & Barrel site. The first item was “Christmas Tree-to-Be,” which is a bag of dirt and a pine tree seed. I really want to buy this to see if it works, but I can’t think of anyone to give it to, and I probably shouldn’t attempt to grow it myself. What with my murderous history with plants and all.

There were a few other head-scratchers on their suggestion list like the “5-piece beer sampler set.” From the description, you might imagine five bottles of beer. But you’d be wrong. Actually it’s five empty glasses numbered 1-5. I don’t get it.

The oddest hostess gifts are the set of four toothbrushes (seriously) and a “silver clothes pin.” I understand what the toothbrushes are for (an especially thoughtful hostess gift if you plan on passing out at the Christmas party and spending the night), but what earthly good is a clothes pin, silver or otherwise. I think I’ll bring my tried and true friend, the wine bottle.

For the man in your life, “Uncommon Goods” has a lot of uncommon stuff on their website. The first gift suggestion “for men” was a Toggle Switch. I was mystified by this item, which is basically a light swtich turned inside out so all the mechanics are showing. My husband would like this, which is why I’m not buying it. I will probably wake up some morning and discover myself in a steampunk nightmare.

Whiskey stones are big this year over at Uncommon Goods, although why anyone would want to put stones in their whiskey is beyond me. Also, since when are stones “uncommon?” A bit less common is the stone whiskey dispenser. Not sure why this is necessary. Maybe I’ll just get him the whiskey and skip the stones.

Brookstone suggest Nose & Ear Trimmers for the man in your life. I’ll bet this makes a stunning gift (not that I plan to find out). Or you can go with the Nap Robe for the “silkiest, most touchable fabric . . . for lounging.” If your man needs this sort of encouragement to “lounge,” by all means pick one up for $69.99, but be prepared to mow the lawn yourself on weekends.

 I landed in the Gadgets and Gear website while searching for a gift for my little grandson. I was attracted by the “mustache pacifier” for $12.95. This pacifer is made of clear plastic except for the mustache painted on the lip. When a child sticks the pacifier in his mouth, he looks like he has a mustache. Endless cheap merriment for the rest of us on Christmas.

Finally, for you guys out there, a few shopping tips. Uncommon Goods suggests “Salts of the World Test Tube Set” or the “spongester” (a stainless steel rack for your lady’s kitchen sponge). Brookstone rolls out ”elastic shoe laces” and the “App-controlled wireless spy tank.” 

Guys, I do NOT recommend any of these items unless you want to be wearing the stone whiskey dispenser on your head on Christmas morning. Something shiny from the local jeweler would be a much safer bet.

 

Where to Find the Best Men in America

I recently came across a blog, Chemistry.com, which is not about chemistry. It’s about finding your perfect match. Yeah, that kind of chemistry.

I was attracted by an article on where to find the most romantic men in the U.S.  I’ll give you three guesses on the top city (and the first two guesses don’t count). That’s right, Milwaukee. Just kidding. It’s San Francisco. This left me wondering on what basis San Francisco got top billing. Was it the Golden Gate Bridge, the avant garde population, Tony Bennett’s heart? Hint: This is from Chemistry.com.

According to the website, the “biological makeup” of guys in San Francisco is more “estrogen expressive” and estrogen expressive men “are the most creative when it comes to planning romantic activities.” Seriously.

I know what you’re thinking, but the article is quick to point out that even some football players are “estrogen expressive.” So the next time you become irritated at your own man, just remember that the most passionate men are driven by “biological makeup.”  I think I already knew this.

A few months later, this same site published a study on cities with the most “sensitive men.” These are guys who exhibit personality traits linked to serotonin levels in the brain. I think most men would be happier with this than being estrogen expressive. Anyway, “sensitive” men are very loyal and upstanding types. Top city: Pomano Beach, FL, followed by Roanoke, VA and West Hollywood, CA. Based on numbers one and three, I wonder if the serotonin levels can be traced back to other activities.

Whatever. The best part of this particular article is the comment by Bythebeachbaby who doesn’t believe a word of it. She says: “I have lived in 5 of your 10 cities in the past 30 years and I want to know WHERE you get your data? From the married men who are especially sensitive to their MISTRESSES? From the gay men who want to be your buddy???? Or even better from the men in half of these towns that are “sensitive” because they can’t break away from their moms? You have it so wrong….Especially the top 3. One of the locations has NO single straight men except 18 to 25 year old college students…..This is probably the most bogus list I have ever read online. Someone needs to CHECK their facts by actually visiting these places for a period of a week…that would be all it would take. TRUST ME!”

I was sort of thinking the same thing myself.